Startup Ideas

A bunch of (mostly bad) startup ideas.

  1. QueueMaster: A subscription service that hires professional line-stander to wait in queues on behalf of customers, because waiting in line is just too inconvenient for the busy elite.
  1. Car Proximity Chat: A video game style proxmity chat for cars, with push to talk on the steering wheel. Great for expressing road rage when you get cut off by a taxi.
  1. Curry Gari: A food delivery service that delivers only curry and rice. The catch? You have to eat it with your hands. Curry Gari is a play on the Indian word for car, gari.
  1. SamosaAsAService: A website to let you design and order samosas with different fillings and have them delivered to your door. SaaS - Samosas as a Service.
  1. Self-driving taxi (but for SA): It’s easier to do than self-driving cars because they can’t get any less safe than current taxis. The trolley problem is also solved in that you select the most damaging route and take that one.
  1. Starbucksifier: A JS library where you type in your name and it returns your name, but incorrect. Herman -> Hermit or Bradley -> Bradey. Anyone want to fund me?
  1. Auto-Incorrect: The same thing as above but a tool that runs through your code and misspells all your variables slightly.
  1. The Cadre Games: The Hunger Games except with government officials found guilty of corruption as a reality TV show.